LOLA
If you want to put them over the top, look to the heel
The *** is in the heel even if you break it
The *** is in the heel, honey you can’t fake it
Jack it up ’cause I’m no flat tire
Mack it up six inches higher
The *** is in the heel so just embrace it
Hope you don’t mind, but I brought my own back-up.
Ladies, tell the man what you need!
LOLA & ANGELS
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an ism
In red and neon life
Gimme Jimmy Choo, Choo, Choo, Choo, Choo, Choo, shoes
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an ism
Seduction amplified
The heel is the transmission
PAT
Asserting actual scientific reason
Heels tense the leg and the hindquarter region
Lifting the rear and making it appear
Pert and ready for mating season
LOLA
That’s the scientific view. But you know what I say?
The *** is in the heel
Fierce as you can make it
The *** is the appeal
Kinky boots can shake it
LOLA
Pump it up (ANGLES & WOMEN: Pump it up)
Till it’s ostentatious
Funk it up (ANGLES & WOMEN: Funk it up)
Its contagious
The *** is in the heel so just embrace it
LOLA, ANGELS & WOMEN
From London to Milan
Feed that chic hot feeling
In red and neon life
Won’t go nowhere without
M-m-my Manolos
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Stilettos leave ’em reeling
Seduction amplified
ALL
The heel should hit the ceiling
The heel should hit the
The heel should hit the ceiling
LOLA
The *** is in the heel
The *** is in the heel
The *** is in the heel
ALL
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an ism
In red and neon life
Gotta lotta p-p-p-p-p-p-Prada
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
Live it like an ism
Seduction amplified
The heel is the transmission
LAUREN
These are brilliant. I’d wear any one of them.
CHARLIE
You are not our niche market.
GEORGE
They are some very interesting ideas here.
CHARLIE
They’re all stiletto heels. It’s physically impossible to make a stiletto that can bear the weight of a full-grown man.
GEORGE
Not so fast.
If we could mold the steel
One piece from ball to heel
We’d underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it.
CHARLIE
Sorry?
GEORGE
I said …
We’d underpin it, and remake it
So not even Don could break it.
CHARLIE
Yeah? You think?
GEORGE
We can do it.
LAUREN
We can do it.
CHARLIE
We can do it!
ALL
From London to Milan
Stilettos are an ism
In red and neon life
Gimme big red boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boots
New York, Paris, Hong Kong
MALE ENSEMBLE
Watch out world
WOMEN
Watch out world
ALL
Here we come!