Lyrics: Al Hoffman/Jerry Livingston/Ed Ivory Music: Al Hoffman/Jerry Livingston/Ed Ivory A very merry unbirthday To you To you A very merry unbirthday To you To you It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will do A very merry unbirthday to you Statistics prove, prove that you've One birthday One birthday every year But there are three hundred and sixty four Unbirthdays That is why we gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday To us To us A very merry unbirthday To us To us If there are no objections, let it be unanimous A very merry unbirthday to us A very merry unbirthday To me! To who? A very merry unbirthday To me! To you? Let's all congratulate me with a present I agree A very merry unbirthday to me Statistics prove, prove that you've One birthday One birthday every year But there are three hundred and sixty four Unbirthdays That is why we gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday To all To all A very merry unbirthday To all To all Let's have a celebration, hire a band and rent a hall A very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday To you To us To me To all