Lyrics: Kate Anderson/Elyssa Lynne
Music: Kate Anderson/Elyssa Lynne
Folks today don't see my way
Though the flora is sure to be a nice array
And my children tell me no
They got their people to see
They got a place to go
Does it make me sad
Does it hurt old dad
Or should I go with the flow
Flowerbeds with turtleheads got me spinnin
And a grinnin' when the bloomin' spreads
Hey another turtle geek
No wait that's just a fella' trying to take a leak
Guess it's only me
That's a devotee
But am I enough
What if I own it
Wanna be like
Wanna be like someone who can own it
Wanna get to a
Wanna get to a point where I can dance
Like a dad with my shirt tucked in
Like it doesn't look bad when the cramps set in
I’m gonna own it
And my name is
Yeah my name is Owen and I own it
And I like my
And I like my flowers when they bloom in the moon
Like the fruit of the loom
You can say I'm a loon
But I'll celebrate my turtleheads and own it
Guess my boss assumes I'm soft
So I'll go to this and show him
I can write my a*s off
If only he'd assign real news
Instead of fluffy fluff
And beauty stuff and style reviews
That's a minor glitch
’Cause I've got the itch
And a lot to prove
I’m gonna own it
Gonna kick in
Gonna kick the door in like I own it
Gonna bust in
Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass boss
Lady mom of two
Like a one chick Bernstein and woodward too
I’m gonna own it
Gonna get in
Gonna get in hone it and then own it
Gonna put my
Gonna put my foot down like my pits
And my bits aren't shvitzin' now
And a holy cow 'cause I'm fin'ly gonna
Show 'em how I own it
I'm offering a reward of 50000 dollars
To whomever finds Shampagne
In fact you know what make it 60000
Wait no 55 55000
Print that you news monkeys
Or post it or like it or whatever
The dog was last seen in Central Park
Oh let me out here
Is it weird to hide in the shadows
Is it weird to follow so close
Is it so weird I know where he goes
Ohh
Is it bad I have this affection
Is it bad I can't look away
If I don't tell would that be okay
Hey
Hey
C'mon be boldfaced
Be daring or never own it at all
Never own it at all
Helen hold this
I’m gonna own this
’Cause whenever
Yeah whenever Bitsy dies I'll own this
I don't miss you
Little shih tzu
Now that you are gone
I’ll be next in the heirloom line
And all the furniture you see here
Is mine mine mine
I’m gonna own it
And I'm gonna
Yeah I'm gonna be the one to own it
Gonna bathe in
Gonna bathe in hundred dollar bills with a man
Who looks like magic Mike
While I nibble on the kibble that
I know you like
I can also sing
A new best friend for cole
Be boldfaced and daring
I will be the one in control
So my dreams come true
So I get what I want
And my little dog too
I’m still here
Raise awareness for turtleheads
I’ll be free to openly stare
Be a billionaire
It's totally healthy how much I care
Now I gotta
Now I gotta own it