Music: Lewis Lazar/Christopher Willatt
If I was your dog for a day
would you walk me twice
three times four or more
ask me to stay I wouldn't move
all my love would be for you
If I was your cat
If I was your cat
would you know that I knew best
while curled up on your chest
you wouldn't move
you'd want all the love
that I had left
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
but no no I'll never be
but you you can borrow me
for a while
If I was snake if I was your snake
would you wear me
proudly round your neck
with one simple squeeze
I'd suffocate your love of fools
so weak and so untrue
If I was your bird
if I was your bird
would you keep me in a cage
you'd hear every loving song
I sang for me and you
oh but those songs
they would be so blue
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
If I was yours
but no no I'll never be
but you you can borrow me
for a while