Lyrics: Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
Music: Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
[Rebecca]
I’m clearly not over you yet
[Nathaniel]
I’m clearly not over you either
[Rebecca]
Our love has transformed into hate
[Nathaniel]
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horny angry tango!
[Nathaniel]
I want to fight!
[Rebecca]
I want to bang!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horny angry tango!
[Rebecca]
We’re truly furious but...
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
Dang! We’re also horny too!
[Nathaniel]
I want to tear you limb from limb!
[Rebecca]
And put your limbs all over my limbs!
[Nathaniel]
Each time we fight I crave you more!
[Rebecca]
This would be better on the floor!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horizontal tango!
[Nathaniel]
We’re both pissed off...
[Rebecca]
And yet turned on!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break
[Nathaniel]
Ow, thorns!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
Dip!
[Nathaniel]
Whore!
[Rebecca]
Slap!
[Nathaniel]
I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady
[Rebecca]
That clearly is a double standard
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
But it’s probably for the best
This is our horny angry tango!