Lyrics: Insight Zoidberg
Music: Insight Zoidberg
I'm high on my melancholy, all my friends are super jolly. Ridin' in the back of this fancy new electric trolley. All of them filled to the brim with Christmas cheer, and I'm stuck here. Lookin' forward to my beer and nothin' else. At this point I'd take just descending to hell. I'll never ever meet no one's shelf, I'm broken, just a shell of a human once existed, that's slowly twisted to a gross piece of shit, dreamin' only of tits, spendin' 23 motha****in' hours just jackin' my dick, and 1 talkin' to Dietrich 'bout how my life sucks, then he tells me "HEY, MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK ENOUGH". Spendin' every Zoom class searchin' anime ass, somehow I'm delusional enough to think I'll still pass. 24 hours got maddening sadness, I hope that one day I might achieve some gladness. Hey want a funny bar? You liked the funny tracks? You don't want to hear me whine about how I'm sad? You want me to discuss how I'm gonna **** your ass? How when I get coochie I'll put the bitch on her back? No hours of sleep, crying into my sheets, because I know I'm just a cheap excuse for a human being. I'll never ever get better ever. I'll be a sadboy forever, only option's to be taken off the tether.